Sunday Funnies

-Schlock Mercenary Sometimes doors are closed for a very good reason.
-TwoLumps The other kind of Indian, Snooch.
-Girl Genius Gil's lightning stick has had a bit of an upgrade
-Delta Bravo Sierra Yes, there are regs for playing Wii.
-xkcd
-Amya Retrieval of a magical compass.
-Romantically Apocalyptic Amber is re-amalgamated. Or something.
-Power Nap Drew should have read the HR memo more carefully.
-Commander Kitty What is Nin Wah up to now?
-Dresden Codak The Right Caspar wants to escape a professional bore.
NEW COMIC! Spindrift Beautiful art, magic, strange peoples, and a half-breed girl caught in between. (A few PG-13 panels, FYI).

Not Updated, fie!

-Lackadaisy
-Banished
-Gone with the Blastwave
-My Ninja Family
-Argghhh-onauts accidentally deleted his source file.

Sunday Funnies

Because we really, REALLY need a laugh these days. Our most profuse apologies, veterans. We'll try to fix it somehow.

 -Schlock Mercenary The zombies are taking over.
-TwoLumps The goldfish wanted a third candidate.
-Girl Genius Let's climb a high tower in a rainstorm to summon lightning! Yay!
-Delta Bravo Sierra Butterbars don't know how to clear weapons.
-xkcd
-Amya Felix runs away rather than meet Lord Eolande. Innnnteresting....
-Romantically Apocalyptic Embrace the Mug!
-Power Nap Drew has powerful protection. Good thing.
-Commander Kitty Commander Kitty saves the day!
-Dresden Codak The right Caspar, and mellllttiiinnng.
And for when you just can't take it any more... Emergency Puppy. A little bit of cute can really enhance your calm.

Not Updated, fie!

-Lackadaisy
-Banished
-Gone with the Blastwave
-My Ninja Family
-Argghhh-onauts was on the plane with the military ballots.

You were given the choice

I've been reading Churchill's history of the Second World War recently.  Never thought it would be a guide for my life now.

"You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor and you will have war."

The election is done. Stupidity reigns. And we will have war.  Oh, probably not here. Stop applying for wiretaps, DHS. But the good times are over, for the foreseeable future. Do you know what you have sold your birthright for, liberals?

• War in the Middle East. Not the daily rocket launchings. I mean real war. With nuclear weapons. There will be places that will glow in the dark, and millions of people will die.
• Europe turns into the Balkans. Possibility of war 50-50. Their economy is now going to implode, and lots of angry, desperate people will form mobs, and then militias, and then factions.
• The United States will auger in to true Depression. Learn how to repurpose tin cans. Recycling is for the rich.
• Speaking of the rich, did you know we all are rolling in wealth? Yeah, because only the rich will have their taxes raised. And we WILL be taxed more. Ergo, we're all rich.
• Death Panels. Obamacare is now a reality. Don't get sick, don't need cancer treatments, don't need hip replacements. Cost too much, cause too much trouble, and you're going on the hospice care pathway England perfected (no food, no water, until the complaining stops for good).
• Demoralized Military. You think the Secret Service scandals were bad? Now all the good and honest members of the military are going to be sorely tempted to leave. And what remains will be a sad shadow of what we were.
• Demoralized Civil Service. Everyone knows now the Administration will let you choke on your own blood rather than inconvenience themselves with rescuing you (Bengazi). Nobody will take risks any more. We will not get intel, right when we most desperately need it (see War in the Middle East, above).

I'm not angry. I'm disgusted. It didn't have to be this way. And the worst thing is? This is still the best place on the planet to be. There's nowhere to run.