-Schlock Mercenary The zombies are taking over.
-TwoLumps The goldfish wanted a third candidate.
-Girl Genius Let's climb a high tower in a rainstorm to summon lightning! Yay!
-Delta Bravo Sierra Butterbars don't know how to clear weapons.
-Amya Felix runs away rather than meet Lord Eolande. Innnnteresting....
-Romantically Apocalyptic Embrace the Mug!
-Power Nap Drew has powerful protection. Good thing.
-Commander Kitty Commander Kitty saves the day!
-Dresden Codak The right Caspar, and mellllttiiinnng.
And for when you just can't take it any more... Emergency Puppy. A little bit of cute can really enhance your calm.
-Gone with the Blastwave
-My Ninja Family
-Argghhh-onauts was on the plane with the military ballots.