It's That Time Again...

Time for the wonderful world of the Ig Nobel Prizes! The 2012 Winners have been announced, and a splendid lot they are. Answering those nagging scientific questions such as...
-How to make the Eiffel tower appear smaller
-The brain activity of dead fish
-A new use for old crappy Russian ammo (I mean, you wouldn't want to shoot that stuff!)
-Solving the mystery of houses that cause green hair
-Why you always spill coffee when you walk
and, very importantly,
-How to prevent explosions during colonoscopies. (I will be forwarding this to my gastroenterologist.)

We live in exciting scientific times, folks.