Saturday, March 03, 2007

Weekend Funnies

The glaciers have receded -- for now. I'm going to see if I can't get Al Gore's Gulfstream FAA ID banned from my airspace so we can have spring. No more solid water, please.

And just as a note, I saw a very fat and happy bald eagle this morning. It was having roadkill for breakfast. Probably an omen or something.

- At last a conspiracy theory with some truth to it! I was always a bit suspicious of how conveniently everything worked out. I mean, come on--young moisture farmer's nephew just HAPPENS to find his previously unsuspected sister on the run from their unsuspectedly alive father who just HAPPENS to be the Supreme Enforcement Baddie of the Empire? On a desert backwater planet?? Suuuure. On the other hand, there does seem to be some evidence that Vader was framed for an alleged war crime that was just a domestic dispute gone wrong. He's still evil, though.
- Given that a) Earth's polar ice is supposedly melting due to human action, b) Mars' polar caps (of frozen CO2, but never mind that) are also melting, c) the only human devices on Mars are little rovers and such powered by solar panels and clean living .... Doesn't that imply that solar panels cause global warming? Why don't we ban them and see if that helps?
- If all else fails, try a Daily Kitten.


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