Carborundum sez: "PILLOW FIGHT!"
I had no idea Al Gore was visiting. Good thing I still have my snow shovel from when I lived on the East Coast.
Sigh. The next well-meaning global-warming-spewing crunchy granola type that tries to make me see the error of my carbon-spewing ways is going to get an earful. (BTW, that little thing like a doghouse? That's where my oil tank lives. Pthhhbbbbt!)