Proof of the Coming Apocalypse
The tree that is blooming in October is my Bartlett pear. Proof of date provided by the voter's pamphlet. (Arguably another sign of doom.) Of course it didn't bloom this spring due to all the global warming, and I have no idea why it suddenly decided to make pears now. Good luck finding any bees to help with the process. Maybe it knows this is the last chance EVER. Mommy.
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