Laugh while you can, puny mortals!
This is actually a FULLY FUNCTIONAL Death Ray! [Offer only available at closed test ranges under ideal conditions, not available in stores, past performance is not a guarantee of future earnings, please see a doctor if delusions of grandeur last longer than 6 hours]
I want to know what kind of laser it is and if they have to retune it every ten minutes. Those suckers are hard to ruggedize.
(via Ace of Spades)
I want to know what kind of laser it is and if they have to retune it every ten minutes. Those suckers are hard to ruggedize.
(via Ace of Spades)
posted by Snarkatron at 6:01 AM
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Well, it's a step down in size and a step up in portability from MIRACL, the Grandpa Of All Death Rays.
MIRACL (google it yourself, you need to get out more) wouldn't just shoot an aircraft down, it would blow it to smithereens, because it superheated the interior in seconds.
The disadvantage, tactically, was you had to plunk the aircraft on a pedestal in front of the aperture. Sucker couldn't traverse worth squat.
Ummmm, the *other* tactical disadvantage was that it was a fixed installation. It was too heavy to mount on anything smaller than a midwestern state...
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