Thursday, May 22, 2008

A few observations

-Bicyclists: I am happy to share the road with you, really. However, when there is a nice, functional bike lane completely unobstructed by potholes, gravel, dead deer, or lava I expect you to use it, and not the lane intended for motor vehicles. When I am Evil Overlord, if a bicyclist is run over and flattened *in* the vehicle lane where a bike lane is available, no charges will be permitted against the driver. Sometimes Darwin needs assistance.
-People Obama will Talk To: Never mind the preconditions/preparations hairsplitting. Your humble Snarkatron firmly believes the only things a red-blooded American should say to Amahdinejad is "Blindfold? Cigarette?" but the spirit of Jimmy Carter lives on. I just want to know why Obama is willing to talk to all kinds of bloodthirsty thugs, but gets the vapors even considering appearing on Fox. What's his rationale, here? Fox News hasn't slaughtered anybody.
-Looking At Watch Anxiously Dept.: We still really haven't started Solar Cycle 24. The only sunspots that are appearing are a) rather sparse and b) belong to Cycle 23 (yes, we can tell). This is Not Good except for Thermo-Pane window salesmen.


Anonymous BillT said...

Might want to uncrate the Acme Glacier Barrier while it's still warm outside....

12:04 PM, May 22, 2008  

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