Further Signs of the Apocalypse
Look, this is getting embarrassing. It's the middle of bleeping April, guys. Ixnay on the owsnay. Do you know how silly a hammock looks covered in snow?
Now, what were those things we weren't supposed to do for fear of Global Warming? I think I'd better start working my way down the list. Before it's too late ...
posted by Snarkatron at 7:39 AM
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Geez, tell me about it. It's only topped 105F here *twice* this month, and we should be moving toward a hunnert-an'-ten!!
We never had this kind of screwy weather before they started fooling around with gunpowder, lemme tell ya...
We're sittin' over here on the east side, thinking the same thing...
I thought that this was supposed to be "spring"???
I thought that the polar ice caps were melting... I thought that we could put our winter woolens away for good, that Barrow, AK was the new "Club Med"... I thought that the goils were gonna start wearing bikinis full time, and everybody would be wearing Speedos...
Derned libs, promising pipedreams and never delivering...
*rumph*
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