My city, in the news
Observe, as the media studiously ignore the shooter's religion and stated motive (I mean, can you really believe a mere eyewitness?), because it cannot possibly be relevant that he's Muslim, shooting up unarmed civilians in a downtown office of a Jewish organization, and tried to get a hostage situation going because he was angry at Israel and wanted us to not send them weapons. Coincidence. Has nothing at all to do with the case.
And if you hide under the covers, the monsters can't get you.