my very first troll!
I feel like I have finally arrived as a blogger. Everybody else has at least one, and sometimes more! Take a look at the little feller. He's shy, but I'm sure he'll be loads of fun.
Evidently you don't know the other definition of chickenhawk. A chickenhawk is also someone who hangs around bus and train stations looking for kids who've run away to the big city, so they can hook them into prostituting for them. In other words, a pimp; or in your case a "war pimp" who doesn't mind talking up a bullshit war on their website in the hopes of "hooking" someone into enlisting in your stead.You guys are idiots if you didn't know this, and we are going to make you regret this little tactic, war pimp. So go ahead and wear your urine-stained t-shirts, so we can point at you and laugh!
--Posted by Anonymous to Snark Patrol at 5/01/2006 02:36:33 PM
See, this is what happens when trolls are cruelly left to fend for themselves in the big bad world. They think everybody lives like they do, knowing ... how shall I put this? ... That everyone knows the procedures for procuring child prostitutes. Not something I ever found a need for, but I'm sure Anonymous -- ah, that name!-- travels in different social circles.
Note, too, how bravely the troll upbraids me! Setting an example, even, by posting his real name! Anonymous, that should be easy to track down. So unusual.
I would like to point out that I have attracted a troll of excellent quality. Correct spelling and grammar, highly unusual in the common or garden variety troll. This one is a keeper.
Eagerly awaiting his next trick ("we are going to make you regret this little tactic..."),
Snarkatron
Evidently you don't know the other definition of chickenhawk. A chickenhawk is also someone who hangs around bus and train stations looking for kids who've run away to the big city, so they can hook them into prostituting for them. In other words, a pimp; or in your case a "war pimp" who doesn't mind talking up a bullshit war on their website in the hopes of "hooking" someone into enlisting in your stead.You guys are idiots if you didn't know this, and we are going to make you regret this little tactic, war pimp. So go ahead and wear your urine-stained t-shirts, so we can point at you and laugh!
--Posted by Anonymous to Snark Patrol at 5/01/2006 02:36:33 PM
See, this is what happens when trolls are cruelly left to fend for themselves in the big bad world. They think everybody lives like they do, knowing ... how shall I put this? ... That everyone knows the procedures for procuring child prostitutes. Not something I ever found a need for, but I'm sure Anonymous -- ah, that name!-- travels in different social circles.
Note, too, how bravely the troll upbraids me! Setting an example, even, by posting his real name! Anonymous, that should be easy to track down. So unusual.
I would like to point out that I have attracted a troll of excellent quality. Correct spelling and grammar, highly unusual in the common or garden variety troll. This one is a keeper.
Eagerly awaiting his next trick ("we are going to make you regret this little tactic..."),
Snarkatron
posted by Snarkatron at 2:38 PM
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Awww - maybe we scared the little troll away? Too bad, one that can write grammatically correct English is a rarity indeed. I'll just sit quietly in the corner and keep watch ...
You sit in the corner, quietly...
I'll hide in the rooftop ventilator duct... With my little friend...
Give a yell when you have eyes on...
He's a cute little guy can we keep him so at parties he can do tricks and stuff??? Ya know spout the usual diatribes of the left and make us all smile!!!!
"...we are going to make you regret this little tactic, war pimp. So go ahead and wear your urine-stained t-shirts, so we can point at you and laugh!"
Oooh, and it has little friends to play with, too!
Unless it was using the *imperial* we, vide Queen Vickie--in which case, you'll have to provide a suitably imperialistic environment for the tyke...
I think he'd be a lot of fun at parties. I just hope he doesn't have worms, referring to himself in the plural as BillT points out. I've never had to give pills to a troll -- are they worse than cats?
We might just have to kick his butt back under the bridge where he belongs then!
See you on the high ground!
MajorDad1984
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Evidently you don't know the other definition of chickenhawk.
Translation: I'm smarter than you and you are beneath me.
A chickenhawk is also someone who hangs around bus and train stations looking for kids who've run away to the big city, so they can hook them into prostituting for them.
Who would know this? How would one have this knowledge? I think it is a made up term to equivalate us to a pedophile. Too bad this one is so ignorant - my reaction to pedophiles is to execute them - no possibility of any other sentence. I wonder if this one is a pedophile who would be privy to this information.
bullshit war
We don't want to confront evil because we may have to confronted. We sympathize because we are equally guilty.
into enlisting in your stead.
One thing is certain, you won't fight for anything - that requires a principled life. Attack dogs attack others because they have the "trash somebody else furniture to make your trashy furniture look better" mentality. Don't get between them and a white flag or they will have to,... err,... hmm,... surrender some more.
You guys are idiots if you didn't know this
Again with the "we are intellectually superior, bow to us puny human" mantra.
and we are going to make you regret this little tactic, war pimp.
Oooo, I'm shaking in my little space boots. Well, from someone who can part your hippie hair at 1000 meters you may want to put your sorry self on a leash.
So go ahead and wear your urine-stained t-shirts, so we can point at you and laugh!
Their only hope is that they pee on you too when they wet their little panties!
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