Friday, June 24, 2011

Military Innovation

It's just not enough to have bigger and badder boomsticks than the other guy.  Oh no.  You've got to make sure the guys wielding the bigger, badder boomsticks are vibrating with caffeine.  Dear Readers, I give you the new, improved First Strike Rations!  Reportedly they have been approved, but none have been sighted in the wild.  I am suspicious.  Maybe we are not ready for caffeinated chocolate pudding?



Anonymous DL Sly said...

You know why the Spam didn't make the cut?
It wasn't Hot and Spicy! Sheesh, ya'd think they'd have stayed with the meme - spicy tuna, chipotle salmon, nacho beef stick, hot & spicy snack cracker....

1:22 PM, June 24, 2011  
Blogger Snarkatron said...

Ahem ...
Hot and Spicy Spam
Dear Ghu, who comes up with this stuff?

1:27 PM, June 24, 2011  
Anonymous DL Sly said...

I don't know who comes up with it, but MH has had a can on his desk for almost two years now. He does it just for the looks he gets when people stop and read the label.

11:25 AM, June 25, 2011  

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