It's just not enough to have bigger and badder boomsticks than the other guy. Oh no. You've got to make sure the guys wielding the bigger, badder boomsticks are vibrating with caffeine. Dear Readers, I give you the new, improved First Strike Rations
! Reportedly they have been approved
, but none have been sighted in the wild. I am suspicious. Maybe we are not ready for caffeinated chocolate pudding?
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