Monday, October 04, 2010

Why are Mondays, anyway?

My day can only improve. A spider the size of a mouse tried to take a shower with me this morning.

Of course from *his* perspective, a nice relaxing nighttime stroll trapped him in a white valley with unclimbable sides, then there was a flood caused by a GIANT PINK MONSTER and only by clinging with all 8 limbs to a magically-appearing Garden Botanika catalog that scooped him up and launched him into a tree that hadn't been there last time he looked that he survived. Yeah, sounds like he ate one of the spotted bugs you aren't supposed to but it really happened!

(And all the spider-chilluns roll all 9 of their eyes in disbelief...)


Anonymous BillT said...

So, a daddy longlegs fell into the tub?

2:42 AM, October 06, 2010  

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