It's the most magical time of the year ...

The IgNobel Prize Award Ceremony! Remote controlled whale snot collection, roller coasters as asthma therapy (I suppose the screaming does open air passages ...) and slime mold can do a better job of figuring out efficient railroad routes. Well, *duh*. The problem is getting slime mold to wear little hard hats. There's a YouTube of the ceremony, if you are in to that kind of thing. Or just want to feel so squeaky-normal Norman Rockwell would paint you.