I can haz law degree?

I see that people are finally catching on to what I pointed out all the way back on March 26 of this year, that government grabbation of property is in fact unconstitutional. You know, the Constitution? Piddly little document that gives the president and Congress their power? Ace's Gabriel Malor has the skinny. I just want to know if Mr. Lauria, brilliant legal mind, only just now came up with this, 38 days later, why am I not raking in the big bucks? (DISCLAIMER: I have no real beef with Mr. Lauria. Snark for purposes of amusement only. This offer not valid in Nevada. I know lawyers work very hard for their degrees and genuine python loafers are very expensive. Please don't sue me.)