Scientific Progress goes "Boink"

This is stuff any well-rounded humanoid needs to know, but for some reason the media isn't covering it.

- A highly scientific exploration of the tensile properties of colloidal suspensions under gravitational stress (trans: Nailing Jello to a Wall) ht/Neoneocon
-Baby Mammoth Found! Immediately petted by small child.
-Exosolar planet in the habitable zone found. Unable to confirm presence of Starbuck's store.
-X-ray laser. Not man-portable yet. This is *very* cool. Trust me, I'm a mad scientist!