Anybody seen the fatwa forms?

Now I'm mad. Not content with ignoring genocide, skimming money from the Oil-For-Food program (whilst blaming the US for starving Iraqi moppets, nice touch), or putting slavering dictatorships in charge of the Human Rights Commission, the UN has finally gone too far.

They have insulted the Holy Legos. Don't they know how SACRED they are to us technogeeks? Don't they have any respect for our long-held cultural traditions? They must apologize! Abjectly!

And give their Legos to me. I don't have nearly enough, and their actions prove they are unworthy of them. Besides, it's offensive to me to even THINK of their slimy hands touching the Holy Legos.

Unbelievers.