Anybody seen the fatwa forms?
They have insulted the Holy Legos. Don't they know how SACRED they are to us technogeeks? Don't they have any respect for our long-held cultural traditions? They must apologize! Abjectly!
And give their Legos to me. I don't have nearly enough, and their actions prove they are unworthy of them. Besides, it's offensive to me to even THINK of their slimy hands touching the Holy Legos.