Your Brain on Drugs

A multi-part series, it seems. I'm sure Einstein here thought he was being resourceful and showing initiative and so on by freaking calling Customs Agents to tell them he'd lost his backpacks full of cocaine. So they would publish the information. So the drug combine wouldn't think he had stiffed them. Not that I move in that kind of world, but I believe they also get rather agitated when their drug runners contact law enforcement.

Just don't do drugs, m'kay? They'll take away our homo sapiens designation at this rate.