Happy Fathers Day!

From my father, I learned:
- The best food in the world is macaroni and cheese from a box with hotdogs sliced into rounds mixed in. Plus, it is cheap and easy to cook.
- The importance of a good alibi, and to always check in the mirror for cookie crumbs around your mouth before Denying Everything.
- It is a bad idea, and painful, to fall off the roof. (Example by demonstration.) (More than once.)
- Tools are wonderful. Take care of your tools.
- Save It, It Might Be Useful Later.
- Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

I miss him.

Hug 'em if ya got 'em, folks.