Snark Patrol

I'd like to extend a hearty welcome to the NSA PRISM program. Just because you slurp up every electron on the Internet for later analysi...

- Schlock Mercenary Always travel with duct tape. - TwoLumps Ginsu vs. Zombies. - Girl Genius Shackles work both ways, and Agatha has w...

- Schlock Mercenary Meters, kilometers, what's the difference? - TwoLumps Underwear powers, activate! - Girl Genius Always make sur...

From Chris Blattman It's science! See, there's a GRAPH! Suck it, deniers! I am shocked, shocked I tell you that IE is so dange...

- Schlock Mercenary It works even if you know about it. - TwoLumps Truly underwater real estate. - Girl Genius What do you mean, missin...

You can make your own here . There are scads of backgrounds and you can move the text around and all sorts of cool stuff. I love the inter...

- Schlock Mercenary What's so funny about Nero? - TwoLumps Consult the all-knowing bowling ball. - Girl Genius Pesky multi-dimensio...

Yeah, he's a stone-faced professional Russian spy. And just good enough to get in lots of trouble. Not good enough to take on a pizza gu...

Yeah, it's been a while. So sue me. - Schlock Mercenary Fire and popcorn. - TwoLumps Game of Thrones, feline-style. - Girl Genius ...

For one thing, the recent incident in Russia was a meteor, NOT a death ray. Secondly, my targeting would be better. That was definitely a...

For those of you who know about my book-writing habit, I finished a new book. An advance reader copy (meaning, still with a few typos) is no...

- Schlock Mercenary The Rev is astute. - TwoLumps Winter rampages. - Girl Genius The Castle says "here, hold my beer and watch thi...

- Schlock Mercenary Petey needs to work on his bedside manner. - TwoLumps The trouble with diet kibble. - Girl Genius Agatha wants to s...

- Schlock Mercenary The crazy AI is deciding who to kill first. - TwoLumps The poop quest has been canceled. - Girl Genius Yes, she jus...

- Schlock Mercenary Jumping through a falling teraport. What could go wrong? - TwoLumps The Mighty Hunter. - Girl Genius But running aw...

- Schlock Mercenary Recalibrating the moral compass. - TwoLumps A convincing disguise. - Girl Genius Fritz can fly, but he cheats. - D...

- Schlock Mercenary Sometimes doors are closed for a very good reason. - TwoLumps The other kind of Indian, Snooch. - Girl Genius Gil...

Because we really, REALLY need a laugh these days. Our most profuse apologies, veterans. We'll try to fix it somehow.  - Schlock Merce...

I've been reading Churchill's history of the Second World War recently.  Never thought it would be a guide for my life now. ...

- Schlock Mercenary The general's awful tale is almost done. - TwoLumps Re-interpreting the litter box. - Girl Genius Agatha has ru...

Those of us espousing the low-carb lifestyle have great difficulties in preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse/Collapse of Civilization/General...