All right, all right! I give up! Maggie
memed me first. When I didn't immediately respond, I got Pointed Email. And comments. Then BillT
has to join the chorus (fragile ego, bub? me
?) , and Barb
! I thought you were my buddy! I suppose if three different people meme me I'll cooperate. But I will complain the whole way
Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah. The meme.
Three things that scare me:
-tornado sky (those who know, know)
-drivers on the DC Beltway
-Helen Thomas. I'm not sure she's human.
Three people who make me laugh:
Three things I hate the most:
-Lima beans. And most root vegetables.
-People who treat their children as lifestyle accessories
Three things I don't understand:
-Anyone who thinks the UN has any moral authority whatsoever
-People who throw themselves out of working airplanes for fun
Three things I'm doing right now:
-working from home
-pounding a stake in the heart of this meme
Three things I want to do before I die:
-go on an interstellar cruise
-fire a 50-cal machine gun. Hint hint.
Three things I can do:
-make wiseass remarks
-complex contour integration (a big hit at parties!)
-have a warped imagination -- without using drugs!
Three ways to describe my personality:
(from a friend, no less ...) "Independent, antisocial, and pompous as hell"
Three things I can't do:
-suffer fools patiently
-stop making wiseass remarks
Three things I think you should listen to:
-small children explaining natural phenomena
Three things you should never listen to:
-Nigerian 419 emails
Three absolute favorite foods:
-chunks of Roast Beast
Three things I'd like to learn:
-how to ride a motorcycle
Three beverages I drink regularly:
-Diet Dr. Pepper
Three shows I watched as a kid:
-J.P. Patches (VERY local Seattle show)
-Twilight Zone. Yes, this explains much.
Three people I'm tagging:
- The Puppy Blender
. Because it's not like he'll read this and the meme will die a well-deserved (yet natural!) death. Heh.
. Let's keep this incestuous multi-tagging in the family, hmm?
. If ANGCOM will let him.